Naptime: Confidential

I eat Oreos during naptime.

I put the kids to bed, and I eat Oreos. Six of them, with milk. I think eight is the perfect number, but the Oreos I currently have in my cupboard come in sealed packages of six so it's six or twelve, people. And I won't lie; some days are twelve Oreo days. Some days are twelve Oreo + a Diet Coke days. I adjust when necessary.

Some of you might suggest I eat one package of six, then open another and--over a period of three days--supplement my 6-packs with two Oreos from the supplementer package, thereby ensuring my ideal Oreo fix. No. You can't just leave a package partially eaten. Show some respect for the Oreos!

I do.