Creepos are Like Hippos

Me: "Sky, please stop opening the shutters. I don't like them to be open at night."
Sky: "Why not?"
Me: "Because creepos can see in."
Sky: "Creepos?"
Me: "Yes."
Sky: "How do creepos see in?"
Me: "They sneak around houses being creepy."
Sky: "I never saw a creepo before."
Mike: "Let's hope it stays that way."
Sky: "But they play with people."
Me: "Um. They play with people?"
Sky: "Yep. Creepos are like hippos...but they're creepos."

If only you could hear the manic, creepo laughter she's been doing for the past 3 minutes. Really gives the story an extra boost of creepo. Or hippo.