Sky just yelled from the entryway, "My back is sore!" She has the Swiffer.
"My back is sore because I'm bending down a long time and pushing this, Mom."
It may sound like child labor, but she requested to do it and took the mop away from me. And no, I have no intentions of stopping this behavior.
On another note, I'm 94% sure I saw a van driving up and down the streets in my neighborhood this morning stealing packages off people's porches.
I didn't realize what it was doing until it turned around in front of my house and I saw through the back window that it was full of unopened boxes with UPS/FedEx labels. It was a brown creeper van, so be on the lookout. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
3 comments:
Wow we live in such a safe, crime-free area, don't we? Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! Yesterday was fun. I'm excited for future hanging out. Also, I may or may not have stalked/looked at pictures of you and your family for like 10 minutes last night. You guys are funny!
You are such a stalker! I feel fine about it.
I'm excited about future hanging out too! We had fun at the park! Here's one more exclamation mark to tide you over!
Anytime I need a laugh I can always count on you. Simple blog, stating stalker package kidnappings, but ends with the lovely Antoine! Gotta love it!
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