A Thousand Tiny Frozen Paper Cuts

I was reading through an email Mike had drafted up to send to the renter we are signing with. He asked me to look it over, then said, "Just don't send it without telling me."

When I got to the bottom of the email I found this:

"One thing I often like about the winter is the snow. Snow is white and makes things cold because it is made of frozen paper. Frostbite is a thousand tiny frozen paper cuts, ouch."