Pee and Surrender

Sky peed on me.

She said she had to go potty, so I took her to the bathroom. As I was lifting her onto the toilet she decided to pee mid-air. When I questioned her motives, she answered, "I don't know! I don't want you to be mad at me!"

But I got mad.

I said, "Would you be mad at me if I peed all over you?" She answered, "No! I wouldn't!"

(I decided it was best not to test that answer.)

I sent Sky to her room to wait for me while I changed my peed-on clothes and put the rug in the washing machine. I was walking back to her room to get her dressed and right before I walked in she said, "I give up."

What have I learned from this experience? It's impossible to be mad at a 2-year-old who is telling herself, "I give up?" while sitting naked with her arms folded.

And that I shouldn't jokingly send Leisa a chat message saying I am going to become a Jehovah's Witness so they'll stop coming to my door, which is what I did immediately before being peed on.