Oh, Joy! Oh, Rapture!

Happy Rapture!

My left shoulder is all messed up. It was the only part of me that was righteous enough to be lifted up into Heaven. Now it's probably dislocated from all the effort of trying to float away from the much heavier whole it is connected to.

Sigh. We're still here. Are you? Aside from my left arm, I guess none of us were righteous enough. I hear they're going to try again in another 2000 years. I'm glad I didn't blow all my money yesterday!